when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
This is the kind of workplace that I would totally like to work in :D
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
this post wont die